Smart toilet cleans itself off, seat and all

Not only is it clean, but it keeps people from doing things they shouldn't.

How the KKK Got Beat by One Black Guy

A heart-warming tale this one, by a former member of the Ku Klux Klan who just happened to be their leader. Yeah, exactly. But then he became a born again Christian. Here he tells a story about how the Klan got pwnd.

Hot Babe Drops A Light Fixture On Her Friend

So it's officially lights out at this all-girl slumber party.

Sexy Jessica Simpson Shaven And Wet

The title suggests all your dreams have just come true !

She Should Use Protection

Something tells me this isnt the first time this guy has been with some dirty chick. Obviously his wiener has had enough and feels the need to speak out. I think she is hot though!

Quick change artist

Trust me...This is Amazing! That's what I call real talent in a talent show marked by its lack of the aforementioned element

if this dog is good enough, he just might end up with his brothers and sisters

NYC cops beat up protestors in front of the UN

They're just there, doing their protesting peacefully, and these cops come in and mess things up. I'm not sure if that's the full story, but it sucks either way.

Best Street Drummer Ever

With only a couple of buckets and an old pan this guy rocks out, hard.

Airbumming FTW!

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags? Who cares though really, if their foe saw this they'd probably run away screaming!